I can't think of a smart tittle so fuck it

shittyteenblog:

if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up

cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

ammit420:

mamitachvla:

ammit420:

mamitachvla:

Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps
They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!!

fuck you got against wideset teeth yo

What

i aint read this right my bad

luxwing:

When you think about sad headcanons to tell your friends about their favorite characters

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dizzysdomain:

shoona:

If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot

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hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

datkarkatass:

2srooky:

I casually mentioned my tumblr in class a last week and this really popular girl who kinda disses on me a lot was like “Oh yeah, tumblr! I’m super famous on there, I have like 100 followers, It’s so hard to get them on Tumblr I bet you don’t even have that many.” 

"One thousand one hundred and eighty."

"Excuse me?"

"I have one thousand one hundred and eighty followers on tumblr."

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fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

thedruff:

back at it again at the krusty krab

thedruff:

back at it again at the krusty krab